So, last night, Mrs. Samurai and I enjoyed an awesome meal at the Jiko restaurant at the Animal Kingdom Lodge complete with some extra tasty Ethiopian beer, Bedele. Really, it was one of the fanciest and most delicious meals I think I've ever had... not counting the sushi in the geisha houses while I was in the Navy, but, hey, that's a story for another time... like when Mrs. Samurai ain't around to read this trash.
Anyfreakinway, we finished this fine cuisine and sauntered out of the restaurant past the gift shop. Now, it's worth noting at this point, that all the freaky Disney character garbage is joyfully discreet here in the resorts. Heck, sometimes you can even forget you're on Disney property at all! Well, that reality-- or, at least, Disney's garish and rodent-infested version of it-- has a way of rearing it's ugly, stinking head at the least opportune moments, like right after a fabulous meal. I made the mistake of glancing into the gift shop as we walked by and this about made me spew my suds...
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